"Needs more cowbell" - Christopher Walkin on SNL

"Life's tough.  It's tougher when you're stupid."  -  John Wayne

"Making good decisions is generally the result of experience.  Experience is generally the result of making bad decisions." - Me

"Americans are a kind, charitable, loving, outgoing people.  Which is a good thing since so many of them carry concealed weapons." - Unk

“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.” - Mark Twain

“I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.” - Anonymous

"If you pick up an old homeless dog, being him home, care for him and feed him and make him prosperous he won't bite you.  This is the principal difference between a dog and a man" - Mark Twain

"If you can keep you head when all others about you are losing theirs, you probably just don't understand the situation." - Rudyard Kipling